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"I prefer boys who have are genuinely good", I read.

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Tutankhamun was a bad student. That's why teachers scold by saying "Tut-tut!"

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I sacrifice my blood, sweat and tears to pay for my children's expensive school fees. I couldn't help but cry when my youngest son told me that 2 plus 2 is 5.

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Oh no, no, that’s just precum cause I’m excited. NSFW

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Are you really asking me to donate to a children’s choir?

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What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?

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my mother always cut the crust off my sandwiches.

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Yeah, I believe ACAB

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Tonight is the big Creed concert and I’m even wearing my old jeans from sophomore year.

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Her- "I'm not a tweaker. I haven't had none in two days."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I prefer boys who have are genuinely good", I read.	0
Tutankhamun was a bad student. That's why teachers scold by saying "Tut-tut!"	0
I sacrifice my blood, sweat and tears to pay for my children's expensive school fees. I couldn't help but cry when my youngest son told me that 2 plus 2 is 5.	0
Oh no, no, that’s just precum cause I’m excited. NSFW	0
Are you really asking me to donate to a children’s choir?	0
What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?	0
my mother always cut the crust off my sandwiches.	0
Yeah, I believe ACAB	0
Tonight is the big Creed concert and I’m even wearing my old jeans from sophomore year.	0
Her- "I'm not a tweaker. I haven't had none in two days."	0